BIRD — Edition 001
In 1896, a tiny canary descended into
the black tunnels of Tylorstown Colliery,
Wales.
No sunlight. No sky. Just poison air
and darkness.
Its lungs — built for open skies — felt
the danger before any human could.
It swayed. It fell. And the miners ran
to safety.
That small bird saved thousands of lives
simply by feeling more than everyone
else in the room.
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BIRD was born from that story.
Shaped in the silhouette of a perched
canary. Light as a feather in your palm.
Carrying a brushless motor beneath that
soft form that runs from 1,200 to 3,200
RPM — reaching 12mm deep into muscle
tissue, finding tension you forgot you
had and breaking it apart.
Through all of that power — it never
rises above 45 decibels.
Quieter than a wingbeat.
Stronger than pain.
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WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR BOX:
→ Bird massager — your numbered unit
→ 6 precision attachment heads
→ Kraft collector's outer box
→ Branded carry bag with carabiner
→ Branded lanyard
→ USB-C charging cable
→ Certificate of authenticity —
your unit number hand-assigned
→ EIR Recovery Guide
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THE SPECS:
Motor: Brushless — 1,200 to 3,200 RPM
Amplitude: 12mm deep tissue
Noise level: Under 45 decibels
Battery: 2,500mAh — 6 hours battery life
Charging: USB-C
Attachments: 6 precision heads
Available in: Sunrise Yellow / Midnight
Black / Arctic White
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Ships to USA, Canada and all of Europe.
Estimated delivery 7–16 days by region.
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